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Cars and other Crap
I saved all this stuff to the school hard drive and I don't think they'd appreciate it so i thought I'd create a website and stick it all on that.
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Not only will this high quality website contain pictures of cool cars, but it will also contain pictures of really ugly people and maybe a nice person (me). This is purely for your pleasure and laughter. Don't look at the ugly people too much though. It's damaging to your health...		 Aston Martin V12 Vanquish
Featured in the 007 movie "Die Another Day"

What happens to Internet Hackers on my site
There was a little incident concerning my site getting vandalised by a Mr Mathew Dadd. He now regrets this deeply as I have exacted my revenge. Me and my trusty colleagues kidnapped him and took him down to Sandown Castle where we tied him to a fence, punched him and left him there. THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO HACK INTO MY SITE!!! BE WARNED!!!
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PICTURES OF KIDNAPPED MATT NOW AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING!!!

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I'd just like to say that this site is not meant to cause offence to anyone accept ugly people